Where can I buyblack cat
trade in your iPhone for steroids
So I can be less lonely
what should i call you
Look it's threads just like reddit!
i do not see "Made with ❤ in San Francisco." anywhere, hmmmm....
Everything is a big thread actually
big thread = big dick
it is scientifically proven your dick grows .03 milimeters every time you post here
Shhhhh, it's a secret delete this
what did you translate it to and why
translation for purchased template + bunch of extensions. was gluing together a fresh municipal gov website. needed full translation of mostly everything in local language.
man i hate wordpress i know how you feel
wordpress is one of the less work-intensive ways to siphon money from boomers who "need a website"
sure and it works to a point but once they see you add one plugin to meet a need they think it's easy and start asking for things the plugin doesn't support and im like yeah i could probably do that and then i'm going through a dozen scripts of bloatware trying to make some little change meanwhile the client hit the shiny blue update button (no joke this happened, some turd rewrote one of the default themes and left the update option on and gave the client an admin account) and everything got overwritten, and the whole server is overloaded from all the bots trying to fruitlessly brute force the 100 or so independent wordpress installs many of which weren't made by me and rely on crappy plugins which crash the whole site if i update the php version. but yeah it can be handy if used right, i've just been tasked with fixing too many sites made by wannabee developers with a add-more-plugins-till-it-works mindset
lets have a serious and rad thread
ITT: We discuss how to live Lain-like life
https://prism-break.org - privacy, by retards
https://privacytools.io - privacy, copypaste of upper one
https://wiki.installgentoo.com - outdated af, could be the best site out there for technology in general but everyone shitted on it badly and now its slowly dying, by anons
https://gnu.org/distros/free-distros - PROPRIETARY DRIVERS IN MY GNU?
https://templeos.org - 
and i'm saying that because almost every device and software you come in contact these days is already deeply pozzed
It's like regular aids but virgins get it too
i need my balls waxed
wax fo lady onry, you no buy.
I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER WHERE OS YOUR MANAGER uWu
go to supermarket at 2-6am when they do the floors they will hook you up
WTF I' m unable to find the button for Beyoncé GIFs smh
The glows told me I can't put beyonce gifs on here or they would castrate my children
Where can i buy slaves here?
I heard there was a mongolian sex trafficking site called 8chan try asking them
i eat all your pancakes
yes all of them
no my pank
My disappoint is immesurable and my day is ruin
lol no answer
Where can i buy a good cheap slave?
if all the bees die out, who do we choose to replace all the bee sluts? I will be consulting Ammit in the judgment room.
bobby hill in a bee suit
do not worry, friend
send blood samples
send blood samples to your friend
work longer hours in conditions of 200% increased work productivity in last 70 years so you don't notice the missing children
invisible rays of Rat-wires ~~~~~
THERE ARE RAT RAYS
SQUAAAAAK I am chiken
mcdonalds and rap music
cURRy and TRAP MUSIC
i've been wanting to play some DUSK, Quake, Factorio, OpenRCT2, OpenSpades, some DOOM WADs, some DOS games maybe and GTA Chinatown Wars in some emulated form but i'm adult and it's dumbbells and programming practice now. maybe for the good.
also it's nice when internet goes down occasionally
btw color computers cause depersonalization over long periods of time, don't look at the screen
i haven't looked at my screen in years
How did you type that then anon
whats up gamers its ur boy ROCKCOCK64
What's up ROCKCOCK64 how's are you enjoying the wired, have you been to any daaank webcafe's lately? I bumped into this channer yesterday said he knew some based places, gonna ask him to zip me there on the hyperloop.
I feel like he's gonna throw me in a non-euclidean locker
Hello, what's this site
your mom is sleeping with me in my bed
purple is the color of royalty
i rate 500/500
give me some industry tips
Diamond and steel mostly
The elephant in the room has always been the arcturian, anshar/anunaki, mantis, & galactic federation aliens operating among us, lying to us, controlling & abusing us. We're dealing with aliens with 1000 year lifespans, telepathy, technology a million years in advance. Everything in our world is a higher density psychological trap! Religion, spirituality rationalizes external forces manipulating you, keeps you in an unknown realm of victimization. There are no rules or paths. There is no Heaven, the afterlife is a trap simulation. They want us in a miasma of hypno-bliss to control. Our bodies are considered vessels for the DNA to affix the 21 gram soul energy. They reincarnate as Humans to push their agenda, theyre bloodline matchmakers.
Their DNA is old, it hit a wall, they tweaked it for math skillz & lost empathy. Our DNA is new and universal, it was designed for interstellar resiliency, empathy, and beauty.
Since you havent been abducted or contacted, its not opulent sociopaths. The aliens don't tell us about themselves, they tell us how we should live. They don't abduct the homeless or sick, they don't cure, they take. Theyre instituting a silent invasion, situated among us, playing both sides. They disguise as Humans. DNA is biocomputer code to make a Human-looking hologram. They manifest matter, cloak their craft like Human aircraft. They wrote the religions, calendars, occult, secret societies, political cultures, & states. They operate a 5th Column online, news, Hollywood, every industry & major city. Millions of non-Humans live among us. The aliens arent showing themselves not due to lack of believers, theyre waiting until we're ripe. Breeding generations are quick with a two-digit lifespan being. Our genome is the master genome of diversity & beauty, yet all Human history has been their concentration camp to get the uncoded/junk DNA that we're evolving fit for alien exploitation, giving us short lifespans, feeding us breeding propaganda, theyre anti-homosexual, & using religious fear to control the Kundalini evolution. Eugenics. It's militaristic thinking disguised with PR & a complete disregard for Human sovereignty. The Arcturians & Galactic Federation are responsible for all evil, fomenting war, designing water, money, viral population control, decreasing the lifespan & mental capabilities of all Humanity. Four digit lifespans, 200 IQ, & telepathy are the rule in this universe.
We're the surface dwellers on Earth. Our blood will be in the new bodies of reincarnated aliens. This is a farm.
They operate locally & from the psychic weapon, soul capture & reincarnation processing station of the artificial moon. They think they own & have right to our genome. The secret sauce: What shapes psychology shapes your current reproductive materials. History has been shaped to shape Human DNA. Epigenetics. Socio-genetic feedback loop. DNA can't be grown in a lab, manifested, or bought at the store. This, all this is the lab, their trauma is the program, we are the store. You gotta get real & look around at the basic foundation for the successful fucking survival of every life form: DNA. They will lie, cheat, & kill to get what they want. What chimps are to us, we are to them. They see our death as a non issue. They think theyve the right to abduct any Human on US federal property. Revoke all soul contracts with them, disagree with anything they do. Theyre operating an invasion, now acting covert, then disguised as contact. Theyre using dream & mind control through psychic tech, physical or etheric implants for mind body control & possession, Machiavellian psych warfare, impostering key positions with AI, Human holograms, or Human-looking aliens, controlling miscarriage, gender, & soul of newborns, sending soul reincarnations into a specific family group to further their fake spiritual agenda, ramping up the rape speed of the hybrid program for the resiliency of their races, using our Human genome until the eradication of our bloodline.
What a schizo
Who will marry me1
Government Official Civil Defense instructions will be posted here.
20 9 2
THE JEWS ARE HERE
THEY'RE GOING TO STEAL MY SHEKLES
Hello friend, my name is Harvey Weinstein.
Sometimes it do be like dat.
it really do be like that sometimes nigga
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
I hated reading this so much
1. Adolf Gupta Hitler
put dollar signs for disco mode
real men prefer concrete enemas
niggas dont call no mo, all dey do is tex
all dey do is tex
Do dey LaTeX
anyone wanna be friends
i've tried but i'm 1 person
well try harder i'm bored
16:9 was invented by globohomo to keep the white man down
Eliminate big gay 1:1 is the only aspect ratio that is acceptable
i use 600x400
thank you god of marihuana
please, bring me some water with birthcontrol in it
20 years too late
Now this is a concept
Internet of Firearms (IoF)
You know I never thought about it bit that's definitely going to happen
sissy-hypno videos but for geography
ₛₑₑₖ ₜₕₑ ₜᵣᵤₜₕ
walking down the street
walking down the street
walking down the street
walking down the street
INSTAL GENTOOO INSTALL GENTOOO EVERYDAY INSTALL GEEEEEEEENTOOOOOOOO
go to the gay church
with the gay pastor
adopt a gay dog
give money to the gay african people
eat the gay fruits and gay vegetables
go to the gay college
climb a gay mountain
get the gay cancer
share with others
go to corners
ugabogadindu linux mud da di doo systemd muhfugga
Enguba uses Ubuntu cofirmed
FAGMART — Buy Your Fag Accessories Here
plug every hole
Friendly greetings from https://spacechan.xyz/b/
everyone in this thread is just the 1 guy
You guys should add something that sets you apart from the rest of the chans. Accumulating a userbase is one thing, but you might not get that if you're not thinking outside the box. One of the things I really like about 8chan is the ability to post .pdf and .mp4 files. Maybe make you maximum file size bigger, add some BBS text boards for nostalgia, anything. What DO you think spacechan has that you can't get anywhere else? Maybe include that info next time you advertise the site.
I personally like spacechan, just sharing my thoughts.
this website needs more plus-sized people
thank you for all the heavy-lifting
im not strong just heavy
im gayfahgs nyione wanna meet ;0)
Idk man seems kinda gay
My winkle needs attention
I just realised something the Winklevoss twins have a name with winkle in it hah that means penis
Gay as fuck why the fuck does have the tumblr look to it
To concentrate the autism rays
Try histidine instead of antihistamines some time
oooooooooooooooooooooh shit boyyyyy finally unbanned
sorry admin for not sending that email with ayy pee, was to scared to open an email account
still am tbh
how are all you fine people
I am good anon I am eating the ice creams, I have big comfi
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
ah shit a rat
a MF rat
@@@@@@@@@ PARTY ON COLORADO FARM @@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@ DANCE LIKE A MOTHA FRICKIN @@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@ RIDE THE BUS @@@@@
@@@@ PUBLIC TRANSIT @@@@
I love you,lxy
Tori halhaalla tosijaan
chingchong to you too suomi
Onko nyt naurettava?
beat the slave
I got the black guys in the back
Horseman is attached
I am also black
Your mother is also black
I'm gonna go up some chimenys
The chink is gonna steal my kidney
I'm gonna take this man
To the black man court
Drive til I get recourse
I'm gonna take this man
To the black man court
Drive til he screams no more
black man detected
You've caught me black handed
:do not reply to this post:
damn that's rough
OH NO NO NO
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
Apologize. Right Now.
am I the only one here watching this?
^ i replied to this one
sacrificed to sun/wind god
either think more or not at all
Give me the files Farfour
banter i hardly knew her
Dad how did you find this place
well first i knocked on her door then she said who's there to which i replied barry which is my name but she then queried barry who? to which i answered barry happy to see you
oh wait that was when i fucked your mom
it already is they just dont know how to type
uwa uwa uwa ay (this is english)
Don't be ramarama.
just JENK IT
good for the gut good for the butt
somebody reply to this post
Your wish has bean granted
i wonder who could be reply to this post
No idea what that 504 was about lads
I am sincere
I am not
I love you
Why? I'm not a good person
since when did that matter
Germanium is the cool version of silicon
Designed by Apple in California
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this is a pretty cool site
it would be nice if it replies didn't become new threads but cool anyway
They do that so the joke never ends
i put my cock in a blender
Lets bring the world together
im gonna return to sender
yogi had a little friend
YOU'D CŪM Anybody would
>tfw this board has many features but i'll never get them
psst friendo there's a manual in the repo
crazy single mom in love with her male realdolls
does anyone remember that article in some kid's magazine like times for kids from 2000 or so that wrote about anime and how pokemon was called anime but there was much more cool fun stuff from japan?
i think that article is the cause for most of what's wrong with this world
more like persian cats
Hello fellow memerz and trollz, the fagg0ts and tr4nsgenders, the niggers and kikes, the feminists and socialist arab cock zuckers!
It's time for the one and only true memer to have ITS (I am an object now I decided) saying: Well this is more of a question. When will the next seas0n of Sword Art Online be released?
Are there any dates or anything?
I rather decided to goto 8ch.net and check out some stupid post and downloaded tor and visited this site and scrolled through hundreds- maybe thousands of comments and wrote and posted this message instead of just Googling when the release is but I AM JUST TOO FUGGIN' LAZY!
Now tell meh when next seas0n of SAO will be released you fuggin' scripkiddies.
hello retards fuck you all fags
Aww fuck you too <3
I have nothing to say about this website because its mad. Its foolish. Its a website for Israeli dogs.
Are plestinian dogs ok